Santa Ne Banta Se Kaha: Mujhe Kal Rat Bhar Nind Nahin I Banta: Kyon Bhai Kya Hua? Santa: Kal Raat Bhar Main Yahi Sapna Dekhta Raha Main Nind Men Jag Raha Hu
Ek Baar Santa Ki Bhains Kho Gai Vo Dhundhta Hua Park Men Pahuncha Vahan Ek Ladka Apni Premika Ke Aakhon Me Dekh Kar Kah Raha Tha Jaan Mujhe Tumhari Aakhon Me Puri Duniya Dikhai De Rahi Hai Santa Bola "Bhai Jara Dekh Ke Bata To Meri Bhains Kahan Par Hai!"
Santa Ek Kilo Jalebi Khane Ke Bad Bola: Bhai Thodi Chini Do Dukandar: Chini Kyon? Santa: Soch Raha Hu Khane Ke Baad Kuch Meetha Ho Jaye!
Santa Ko Jab Doctor Behoshi Ka Injection Dene Lage To Vah Bola "Ek Minat Doctor Sahab" Doctor Fauran Ruk Gaya Santa Ne Apni Pocket Se Pers Nikala Yah Dekhkar Doctor Bole "Are Bhai Fees Ki Koi Jaldi Nahin Hai"A Santa: Fees Ki Mujhe Bhi Jaldi Nahin Hai Main To Apne Paise Gin Raha Hu
Banta: Aur Bhai Santa Tumhari Bivi Ke Ghutne Ka Dard Thik Hua Ki Nahin? Santa: Han Yar Doctor Ko Dikhate Hi Thik Ho Gaya Banta Ne Hairani Se Pucha: Achchha Kaun Si Dava Se? Santa: Dava Vagairah Kuchh Nahin Bas Doctor Ne Bataya Ki Yah Budhape Ki Nishani Hai Aur Us Din Ke Baad Usne Dard Ki Shikayat Hi Nahin Ki
Banta: Are Bhai Kya Hua? Itne Mayus Kyon Ho? Santa: Kya Batau Main To Barbad Ho Gaya Banta: Kyon Kya Hua? Santa: Mere Dade Ko Punarjanm Men Vishvas Tha Kambakht Apni Jaaydaad Apne Hi Naam Kar Gaye